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hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

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when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

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my friend just came to my house just to give me a single cupcake

i am suspicious

do not eat that cupcake, I REPEAT, DO NOT EAT THAT CUPCAKE

i’m going to dissect it i need to know whats wrong with it

under the cup cake

between the wrapper and the cupcake

was a tiny picture of nick cage

no bigger then my pinky nail

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